We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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