About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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