I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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