The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Randomize
