somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
is wine microwaveable?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
We had sex on a dog bed..
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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