why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize
