Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
this just has baby written all over it
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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