Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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