Your mouth is God's brothel.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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