Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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