are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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