Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Girls should come with a carfax report
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
