Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
vagina is talking i cant
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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