Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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