great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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