Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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