How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
