The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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