i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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