So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You need a sexual gate keeper
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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