Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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