bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Quick, to the slutcave!
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Randomize
