Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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