Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm always down for nudity.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
