1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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