Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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