Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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