so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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