stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
