fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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