It's just like the Real World with babies
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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