Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
It's rum buckets o'clock
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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