jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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