Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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