I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I need a burrito and a hug.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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