I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
What changed your mind?
Being sober
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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