jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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