Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
i need some magic done to my vagina
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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