I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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