it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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