I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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