He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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