i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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