Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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