that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
