windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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