You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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