one two three fourrrrnication!
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
