maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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