awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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