yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
